brook:

the onion is being way too real rn

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

"Is it okay if we cut off your hands and legs? They'll grow back, right?"

(Source: jioku)

stridering:

My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING

ikimaru:

so there was this scene in the manga where everyone is just like omg Sasha and then there’s Mikasa looking like she’s gonna murder somebody with an axe and I was bored so i did a panel redraw thing 8’)

andsugarweregoindownswingin:

i loved this scene so much

(Source: sandandglass)

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

(Source: skippingismagnificent)

» white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

destiels-devils-trapped-lovers:

raygun101093:

marsupialmonster:

give-me-beautiful:

Perfect.

Win.

GAY TROLLING!

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OHMYGAWD

(Source: )

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

when i was younger i found out that my group of friends had loads more sleepovers than i thought and they had just not told me about them and not invited me because i was a lesbian

cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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